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Saturday, April 27, 2013

People you noticed when you always go karaoke.

Hey there, it's been a while since I post anything. I really wanted to keep updating my post but it's just impossible. So I thought I'll just post when I feel it. So I've been to karaoke for a couple of times now. Scratch that, karaoke is like one of my life routine now. Well not daily, maybe weekly but definitely monthly.
When you do something often, you will notice how people around you react. So here, I listed a few types of person that I noticed in a karaoke center.

i. The this-song-is-my-jam guy.
This person can be annoying sometimes. He will directly take the mic and sing any song that he knows. KNOWS. It's not even he's jam song. Sometime they will dance in a very disturbing way to show that the song is really his jam song. Mind that he does not care how bad he sings in any of those "jam" song. Like people calling him "gila-gila" kind of person, but this guy is kind of a must-bring to any party because you need pinhead like this to get a party mood go on.

ii.The if-you-can-keep-it-then-do-it guy.
This species really hate sharing songs. They have confidence with their voice and they like people to hear it. These rare kinds choose songs that the others in the group cant sing. Their choice of songs are mostly really high songs. However, he respects anyone that can sing better then him.

iii.The just-through-a-break-up guy.
These poor bastards come just to scream all they want. They'll just choose any random song that they know, mostly high pitch songs, and scream all they want. Some of them will choose songs related to his broken relationship and cries. Poor bastards..

iv. The underground guy.
Will choose songs hidden deep under the ground that no one on the group has heard before.  After the song ends he will suddenly explain to everyone about the origin of the band.

v.The whatever guy.
The kind of guy that okay with everything. You want do what to him? can. You want follow, dont want follow also can. Literally okay with everything. Most of these types are dragged in to make the group bigger.

vi. The shy guy.
Will not sing at any circumstances. Mostly forced to come.

vii. The ultimate dukes of douchery.
These assholes can be identified easily. They like to:-
a.Scream whenever they hold the mic
b.One of the mic in the room is always on their hand
c.Will only let go of the mic when someone ask from them
d.Doesn't care about his voice at all.
e.Only purpose of coming is to scream and annoy people

And that concludes list of people's behaviour at the karaoke center. Till next time then

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

A Trip To The Past.

So today I logged in to my oooold myspace account. Guess what I found?

i.Yang paling suke menari: Choon Li
ii.Yang paling suke kambing: Suziana(no idea why)
iii.Yang paling kerap gi tandas: Chin Yee
iv.Yang paling lucah: Danial Marzuni
v.Yang paling kuat tido: Helmi
vi. Yang paling lmbat dtg skola: Sanggah
vii. Yang paling kuat mkn mee goreng: Ifa
viii. Yang paling "prince of math": Iklil
ix. Yang paling benci datang skola: Suphine
x. Yang paling kuat nangis: Atie
xi. Yang paling putih: Elise(obviously lol)
xii. Yang paling KUAT CARI GADOH: Mira

the others are not very clear.

amek ko mira bdak2 ni letak nama bapak terus

Well biasanya time BM or Math or English je buat keje best gini. 

BOOM. haha

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Abang-abang ketat

Aku ni sejak masuk geng-geng kulinarian ni agak partikular sikit lah bila makan di mana-mana restoran. Bila makan nasi goreng mana-mana kedai dulu tu rasa sedap terus jadi hangout spot punye. Tapi kini tidak lagi, hati ku lara lidah ku duka. Satu suapan makanan yang masuk mulut kompem-kompem sepuluh tomahan dan cacian akan keluar. Tapi semestinya komplen-komplen tu dikongssi dengan diri sendiri je. Daging patut masak camni la, sayur patut potong camtu la. Komplen banyak tapi makanan dalam pinggan tetap habis(that goes without saying ahh)

So bile jumpe satu tempat makanan yang bile aku makan tu cam terdiam, then sambung makan cam biasa memang sedap la jadi hangout spot. Sejak dapat pangkat Residen NR UiTM Dungun(Residen Non Residen dafuq) banyak restoran di dungun ni yang sudah di-try. Jumpa lah satu kedai yang hanya dipanggil Kedai Melati yang berada berdekatan dengan rumah sewa aku. Tapi slacknya di situ, service-nye agak gampang gitu.

Di saat anda tarik kerusi dan duduk, seorang waiter akan datang dan tanpa berkata apa-apa akan tunduk, letak kertas order di atas meja dan bersiap sedia untuk amek order tanpa berkata apa-apa. Dah habis dia salin order terus blah tup tap tup tap order pon smpai, dia letak blah. Dah habis makan kita kena gi cashier cakap kat cashier kita order apa, dia pon kira-kira kat kalkulator lalu menunjuk harga yang perlu dibayar kat kita. Semua aktiviti ini dilakukan tanpa pekerja diorang berkata apa-apa mahupun memandang ke muka kita. Korang bayang sndiri lepas 2 bulan lepak kat kedai ni aku baru tau diorang ada masakan panas, ingatkan ada nasi lemak je(Kedai ni punya nasi lemak femes gilerww)

Camne nak dapat regular customer gini, adakah mereka dipaksa kerja atau itu adalah mogok yang dilakukan terhadap owner kedai, biar customer lari. Ke diorang dah banyak sangat untung, smpai duit terpaksa dibakar, dijadikan rumah kucing dan katil. Kalau dalam kesempatan aku dapat tangkap gambar muka abang-abang ketat ni akan ku upload dan jadikan background blog ini. Well that's all for today, nak gi lepak kat kedai nasi lemak jap :D