People you noticed when you always go karaoke.

Hey there, it's been a while since I post anything. I really wanted to keep updating my post but it's just impossible. So I thought I'll just post when I feel it. So I've been to karaoke for a couple of times now. Scratch that, karaoke is like one of my life routine now. Well not daily, maybe weekly but definitely monthly.
When you do something often, you will notice how people around you react. So here, I listed a few types of person that I noticed in a karaoke center.

i. The this-song-is-my-jam guy.
This person can be annoying sometimes. He will directly take the mic and sing any song that he knows. KNOWS. It's not even he's jam song. Sometime they will dance in a very disturbing way to show that the song is really his jam song. Mind that he does not care how bad he sings in any of those "jam" song. Like people calling him "gila-gila" kind of person, but this guy is kind of a must-bring to any party because you need pinhead like this to get a party mood go on.

ii.The if-you-can-keep-it-then-do-it guy.
This species really hate sharing songs. They have confidence with their voice and they like people to hear it. These rare kinds choose songs that the others in the group cant sing. Their choice of songs are mostly really high songs. However, he respects anyone that can sing better then him.

iii.The just-through-a-break-up guy.
These poor bastards come just to scream all they want. They'll just choose any random song that they know, mostly high pitch songs, and scream all they want. Some of them will choose songs related to his broken relationship and cries. Poor bastards..

iv. The underground guy.
Will choose songs hidden deep under the ground that no one on the group has heard before.  After the song ends he will suddenly explain to everyone about the origin of the band.

v.The whatever guy.
The kind of guy that okay with everything. You want do what to him? can. You want follow, dont want follow also can. Literally okay with everything. Most of these types are dragged in to make the group bigger.

vi. The shy guy.
Will not sing at any circumstances. Mostly forced to come.

vii. The ultimate dukes of douchery.
These assholes can be identified easily. They like to:-
a.Scream whenever they hold the mic
b.One of the mic in the room is always on their hand
c.Will only let go of the mic when someone ask from them
d.Doesn't care about his voice at all.
e.Only purpose of coming is to scream and annoy people

And that concludes list of people's behaviour at the karaoke center. Till next time then

A Trip To The Past.

So today I logged in to my oooold myspace account. Guess what I found?

i.Yang paling suke menari: Choon Li
ii.Yang paling suke kambing: Suziana(no idea why)
iii.Yang paling kerap gi tandas: Chin Yee
iv.Yang paling lucah: Danial Marzuni
v.Yang paling kuat tido: Helmi
vi. Yang paling lmbat dtg skola: Sanggah
vii. Yang paling kuat mkn mee goreng: Ifa
viii. Yang paling "prince of math": Iklil
ix. Yang paling benci datang skola: Suphine
x. Yang paling kuat nangis: Atie
xi. Yang paling putih: Elise(obviously lol)
xii. Yang paling KUAT CARI GADOH: Mira

the others are not very clear.

amek ko mira bdak2 ni letak nama bapak terus

Well biasanya time BM or Math or English je buat keje best gini. 

BOOM. haha

Abang-abang ketat

Aku ni sejak masuk geng-geng kulinarian ni agak partikular sikit lah bila makan di mana-mana restoran. Bila makan nasi goreng mana-mana kedai dulu tu rasa sedap terus jadi hangout spot punye. Tapi kini tidak lagi, hati ku lara lidah ku duka. Satu suapan makanan yang masuk mulut kompem-kompem sepuluh tomahan dan cacian akan keluar. Tapi semestinya komplen-komplen tu dikongssi dengan diri sendiri je. Daging patut masak camni la, sayur patut potong camtu la. Komplen banyak tapi makanan dalam pinggan tetap habis(that goes without saying ahh)

So bile jumpe satu tempat makanan yang bile aku makan tu cam terdiam, then sambung makan cam biasa memang sedap la jadi hangout spot. Sejak dapat pangkat Residen NR UiTM Dungun(Residen Non Residen dafuq) banyak restoran di dungun ni yang sudah di-try. Jumpa lah satu kedai yang hanya dipanggil Kedai Melati yang berada berdekatan dengan rumah sewa aku. Tapi slacknya di situ, service-nye agak gampang gitu.

Di saat anda tarik kerusi dan duduk, seorang waiter akan datang dan tanpa berkata apa-apa akan tunduk, letak kertas order di atas meja dan bersiap sedia untuk amek order tanpa berkata apa-apa. Dah habis dia salin order terus blah tup tap tup tap order pon smpai, dia letak blah. Dah habis makan kita kena gi cashier cakap kat cashier kita order apa, dia pon kira-kira kat kalkulator lalu menunjuk harga yang perlu dibayar kat kita. Semua aktiviti ini dilakukan tanpa pekerja diorang berkata apa-apa mahupun memandang ke muka kita. Korang bayang sndiri lepas 2 bulan lepak kat kedai ni aku baru tau diorang ada masakan panas, ingatkan ada nasi lemak je(Kedai ni punya nasi lemak femes gilerww)

Camne nak dapat regular customer gini, adakah mereka dipaksa kerja atau itu adalah mogok yang dilakukan terhadap owner kedai, biar customer lari. Ke diorang dah banyak sangat untung, smpai duit terpaksa dibakar, dijadikan rumah kucing dan katil. Kalau dalam kesempatan aku dapat tangkap gambar muka abang-abang ketat ni akan ku upload dan jadikan background blog ini. Well that's all for today, nak gi lepak kat kedai nasi lemak jap :D

Mercun 101

Mercun adalah suatu perkara yang separa haram di negara ini. Pembakaran mercun kini diharamkan seperti yang termaktub di dalam Akta Bahan Letupan pindaan tahun 1991 .  Fuck it, let's not call it forbidden because in this entry I would like to tell you guys on how fun it can be, playing mercun.

Sebelum bermain mercun kita kene tahu a few jenis mercun yang femes gilerrwww(au!) kat Malaysia ni.

i. Mercun Katak.
   Danger Meter: 3/5

Apa yang buat mercun ni femes, bila bakar mercun ni akan start lompat2 so ready2 la kalau menatang ni lompat dalam kain batik or poket baju melayu(yes it can jump thaat high)

ii.Mercun Tebuan.

   Danger Meter: 3.5/5

Yang speselnya mercun ni, bile bakar it will make that buzzing sound(urban legend) and will start kejar orang, how to avoid it? Senang je, jangan main.

iii.Mercun Mancis.

Danger Meter: 1/5

Mercun ni takde pape yang spesel pon, but I guess it is easy to handle so ramai yang suka main.

iv.Mercun Gasing.
    Danger Meter:1/5

Biasa kalau dalam kampung, ini adalah mercun2 yang dimain oleh geng2 gadis hot kampung/ geng2 Kak Sepet Kampung Tok Loyeh.

v. Mercun Pop Pop

    Danger Meter: 0.5/5

Mercun(mercun ke?) yang biasa dimain oleh adik-adik yang belum capai puberti lagi.

vi.Mercun Das.

    Danger Meter:1/5

Mercun ni biasa diberi oleh abang-abang pada adik-adik untuk menembak ke arah langit sambil nyanyi lagu duhai bonda duhai ayahanda nyanyian mamat. Sebenarnya terdapat satu agenda rahsia oleh abang-abang iaitu tujuan menembak ke langit adalah sign yang menyatakan "silalah target kami"

And now, kita masuk kategori mercun-mercun yang dimain dalam perlawanan-perlawanan sahabat kampung antara kampung atau perlawanan Arena Perang Mercun antara kampung-kampung. Terma-terma counter strike akan digunakan di dalam eksplanasi ini.

P/S: Sila pastikan umur anda adalah lebih dari 15 untuk mengelak daripada kecederaan.

i. Mercun Bola

     Danger Meter: 4.4/5

Yang biasa main mercun ini adalah anak-anak sulung dalam setiap keluarga. Kebiasaannya satu keluarga akan menghantar seorang wakil untuk menyertai perlawanan mercun kampung ke kampung. Bagi player2 CS mercun ini bagaikan B.2-1 tetapi boleh dikenakan pada jarak jauh.

ii.Mercun Telor

   Danger Meter:4/5

HAHA ini adalah B.8-4 di dalam CS ataupun juga dikenali sebagai High Explosive Grenade. Biasanya bilangan mercun telor di dalam ammunition adalah kurang kerana bunyi letupannya yang kuat.

iii.Mercun Ketupat

   Danger Meter: 4.6/5

Mercun Ketupat, juga dikenali sebagai Mercun Pengejut Subuh untuk Kampung Sebelah. Yes, kampung sebelah. Mercun ini susah didapati dan kerana itulah tercipta sebuah urban legend yang mengatakan 'Mereka yang mempunyai hati yang tulus saja dapat memegang mercun ini' WTF.

iv. Mercun Roket.

     Danger Meter: 3.5/5

The reason why mercun ini termasuk pada list ammunition perang adalah kerana mercun ini boleh di target menggunakan botol kaca loncan atau tin-tin milo berlebihan dan itu adalah sesuatu yang awesome.

v. Mercun Thunder Clap

    Danger meter: 4/5

Mercun ini adalah seperti sniper Magnum atau dikenali sebagai B.4-6 dan seperti CS mereka yang biasanya in charge of this mercun akan jadi camper atau bahasa senangnya menyorok di suatu sudut  untuk mentarget ketua operasi kampung sebelah.

vi.Mercun papan

    Danger Meter: 2.5

Mercun ini hanya digunakan untuk provokasi atau memanaskan line je. Walaupun bunyi letupannya tidak kuat, tapi memang cukup panas kerana letupannya bertubi-tubi. Sama macam bila mak korang suruh buang sampah, idai baju, lipat baju atau etc. Selagi tidak dibalas selagi tulah berbunyi.

vii. Meriam Buluh.

     Danger Meter: 10/5

This is it. The Black Mamba. The Eater of The World. The Os in Doom. The T in Hang Tuah. The Alpha and The Omega. Whoever in possession of these bad ass is in control in any game. Kalau korang tengah syok-syok baling any mercun listed above the tibe-tibe rasa getaran pada bumi yang dipijak walah langit yang dijunjung. Silalah berhenti secepat mungkin dan menyorok di bawah selimut. 

Bila tengok list-list ni teringat time-time dulu bile perang2 dengan orang lain main mercun. Tapi time tu aku hanya dibenarkan lontar mercun mancis, gasing dan mercun das. What to do, aku anak ke-4 dan hanya anak sulung je boleh menjadi wakil keluarga untuk berperang.

Boyfriend Material

Boyfriend material according to the most people I asked is, a type of guy who has the criteria to be a good boyfriend like taking deep interest in what the girl likes, remembers the small things that you tell them and most important is that you're proud to introduce him to your family and friends. Recently a few girl that is a friend of mine asked me and some of my friends when will we turn into a guy that is boyfriend material.

When I came back home that night, it made me think. Boyfriend material, what does it really mean? A friend told me that boyfriend material is just a load of bull, he considered himself as a boyfriend material and still get left by his girl. He told me to just be myself, he said he knows who I am and so he told me that it is better if I keep being my original self.

Well that just add another problem to my head, being myself. What does that really mean. Does it mean that I can do anything that I like without caring what others think or does it mean to keep acting like I always did. I treat different kinds of people with different kind of attitudes, does that makes me hypocrite or being myself? For now I will try to neglect that question and decided that being myself means just keep acting like I always did.

Back to the story, I answered my friend's question by saying maybe I'll change into boyfriend material when I meet someone that is worth changing myself with. But then my friend ask again, when is that? Normally I will say I'll just leave that on god and my mom and wouldn't feel nothing bad about it. At all. But that night I told them I'll just leave it to my mom. Here's the part that made me thinking, why do I feel bad when I told them that. Maybe because that night is the first time in how many years someone's asking me about what I think about relationships, or anything seriously.

I'm not ready for a commitment. Is it really hard to tell people the real answer? Am I really afraid that people might think that I'm weak, or is it something else? A friend once told me maybe it's a self defense mechanism that makes me think that I'm not fit to have any girlfriend or I think that I don't deserve to pick any girl as a soul mate. Well that is not entirely wrong neither it is entirely right. I look around at my coupled friends and well, let's just say I'm not really impressed of how they going with their couples. They always fight, some of them can't even hang out with the gang anymore and  there's even this load of crap where their bank cards is held by their couples. I realize that myself is not that strong yet so if let's say that I check my inbox tomorrow and there's some kind of love mail or something, I would reject her. It's because I have nothing to offer her, nothing that can reply her love to me except for words and that would make me look stupid. So am I weak to say I'm not ready to give a commitment?

Defuq #1

So recently there's so many status post on facebook like these:-

a. I just broke up and I have learnt so many things. This is a letter for my future husband (post with picture)

b. This is a song for me and my future husband. Aww so sweet

c. Oh future husband where are you.. please take me away from my life now

It's not like I have problem with people like these but BOOM! after a few days the girl A is back with her fag boyfriend and repeat the same damn thing. I don't really get these kind of people, is this something to be proud of? Seriously? Future husband? So your logic is find some song or probably a picture you like and BOOM! this is for my hubby/dear/baby or for those who's ass is still single, this is for my friggin future husband?

Random thoughts

It's 2:36am 05/03/2011. Can't put myself to sleep. Listening to songs that I keep from 2009. A lot of memories flash back in my head. Makes me think what have I done in these past years. Did I ever change? Is changing into someone else is bad? Is changing myself into someone better is bad? Is changing based on someone called copying/ not being yourself? Teenagers(including me) nowadays often thinks they need to be themselves, does that mean every person need to have different interest, clothes and behavior?

Too many things running in my mind. Some of them are memories some is random thoughts. I never did anything to make myself proud. If I wake up tomorrow and suddenly a child waking me up calling me "Papa" what can I do to impress him. I feel like my whole life is pointless. Never made anyone happy. Tried, but fail. This is not some "give me attention" thingy but I really mean it. Have you guys ever think about it? I do think some of you did. I don't really like thinking about this but I can't really help it.

Life's a bitch, so if yours is easy then you're doing it wrong.

I forgot where did I found this quote but i gotta say I agree with it. Nothing in life is easy, but still you gotta live your life. Someone always said to me "live your life to the fullest" but what the hell does that mean? Does it mean you gotta do what you want in life. Honestly speaking, if that really what it means then I'll never have a chance in making a family. I mean in life you have that shit called responsibilities and I think many of us is not a fan of him but that shit is the thing that keeping us and probably the whole world together.

I'm just confused, and maybe a little curious. That's all.

Random Awesome

2/10/2011

The most awesome day so far in my life. We went to Air Terjung Chemerong in Terengganu. At first I felt a bit wavered to go there, but thank god I stick to the plans and went there with my classmates. It was awesummmm. Strike that, it is the most awesomest decision I ever made. It's cheap, it's fun damn why do I even hesitate to go. Fuck you past Imtiaz that hesitate. We rent 2 vans and a car. 23 of us went there and not all of us are from UiTM. There's Mek Di's fiancee. and dude, I'm GLAD that you join us Abang Faris(yeah he's older then us). 

The Bad Boys Team

We went there with 2 vans and a car but I don't have the picture for the Pink Team(White Van) and the Reliable Team(Blue Gen-2). 

Upon Arrival

Chow Time~

The food was frigging epiiic~~ Most of them were sponsored by Mek Di and Kak Long's family. Thanks guys :D Oh and three cheers for Abang Faris! Damn he worked really hard =.= While most of us bustle ourselves he and Mek Di worked really hard =.= Sorry guys, and thanks 

Seriously, this is the best time of my life. The only thing that spoiled it is because not many of us know how to swim. But it's ok, I guess not everyone knows how to swim. I just hope that the next time we'll make a trip that relates to water activities like this one, EVERYONE will already know how to swim. 

Farewell Chemerong!

P/S: Yob, tak cool langsung ko tiru bal. Cukupla 1 sakai dalam klas =.= 

P/S/S: Ustat nampak sangat gelak fake dalam gambar tu =.=

P/S/S/S:Asal aku nampak cam gelak malas dalam gambar tu -,-

It's the 50th post!!!!

Yooo how're you guys. I'm not gonna say anything like "whew lama gila tak update" or whatsoever coz its fucking cliche. I've been busy with activities and classes and next week is my final examination. I'm in UiTM Dungun now taking cullinary arts :D

The ''cullinarian" has 6 groups and I'm in the last one. Our class consist of 3 out of the 6 group. It's been fun but lately we got some crisis. I'm not gonna introduce all of them (goddamnit there's 50 of them) but I'm gonna intorduce some of them (yangrapatnganakuje) to those yang takde aku letak bkn maksudnye aku x suke kwn ngan korang, just aku tak ckup kenal korang(harap2 lepas ni dpt la kenal lagi dalam)

i. Redhuan~Nama manja: Duang

ii. Luqman~ Nama manja: Man

iii.Amirul~Nama manja: Ustat(lawl)

iv.Adi Putra~Nama Manja: Adi

Ada lagi tapi takde gambar lak =.= tapi rasanya tak penting mana pon gambar ngan nama ni sume. Tujuan post ni just nak tunjuk penghargaan dan bitau sume org yang aku ada geng2 kick ass kat sini. Nasib baik ada diorang kalau tak tau aku apa nak buat kat. Time mule2 masuk dulu macam biasa ah jadi pendiam jap sbb tak jumpe geng lagi. This year memang rasa pelik sikit, tak brape bley nak adept diri aku ngan suasana kat sini. Tak biasa ngan budaya kat sini, tak biasa ngan geng2 kat sini and tak biasa ngan expectations orang kat sini. So aku decide untuk adept slowly, aku tau ramai orang pikir yang aku ni sombong, blagak bagus and macam2 yang negatif. Sorry lah aku skang busy and tak brape nak ada masa layan orang lagi. I think that's all for now, satu sem aku update skali je lol. Ciao~

and finally, a picture of what once was perfect...

Hello 911? Yea I gotta report on:

Hiya. Been a while since I post anything on the blog. I've been busy with life. You know the drill saving children, stop bad guys, being hero and stuff. Actually...

I lied....

If you are a normal people u should have realise it earlier. But if you didn't. Err.. Then... I guess you're not.. normal... people. Wait. I just made a do you realise that you're normal or not test. I SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE MORE TEST. Cough* aaanyway, this week's topic is about " How far can a human look so stupid on the outside without feeling any guilt on the inside"

I want to focus this topic specifically to teenagers.

Teenagers. Ahh... teenagers. So full of themselves. Thinking they could do anything just because they listen to some corny songs saying "you mess with me I'll bite your head" or " Ambo dok care ke ha(hal) ame bakpe ame care ke ha ambo" and even " Bakpe ambo nok dengar cakap ame, ame sapo?" This causes:-

aaand....

Yep. Selalu dah aku cakap pasal benda ni kat dalam blog tapi. Huhu<--(mengeluh) diorang still lagi buat kat luar. Korang mesti ada dengar kan pasal Datin Adinda Milano a.k.a. aku takde dara tapi still ada maruah-girl. Tau tak betapa besar kotoran yang minah ni kasi kat Malaysia. Mesti tak tahukan? Aku lagi tak tahu HUHUHUHU(this is where you all should laugh and say oh lawaknya ko Imtiaz.) Masa hari dia post kat blog dia yang dia dah takde dara tapi still bangga ngan diri sendiri tu, blog dia adalah tak silap aku top 3 or top 5 website yang terpaling banyak ada visitor dalam Malaysia. So ko pikirkan sendiri la apa kesannya. Lagi bodoh, arus media prima negara kita keluarkan pulak pasal gir girl ni. Keluar berita babe, bapak feyyymers u ni aww. Maybe I should po- err... MOVE ON TO THE NEXT POINT!

Betapa murahnya maruah remaja.

Damn... aku baru sedar point ni boleh ditujukan kat Datin Adinda juga. Daiyummm... da la femes, pastu penuhi kriteria ke-fail-an lak tu. DAMN SHE'S PERFECT!!

NOT =.=

This is not sexism tapi yeah this is for you ladies out there.

BECAUSE. Guys will always ask you stupid things but we will not get/do it without you giving us your _____ <--(you sendiri isi) And girls, please PLEASE jangan pakai tudung kalau kau tak nak pakai. PLEASE. Tolong la. Buruk sangat rupa, macam ko ni saje mintak petir dari Allah tau tak? Mind as well pakai signboard "HIT ME GOD" on your bodies. Wait lupa tambah ni satu lagi kat signboard ko kalau betul-betul nak cabar ":-D"PLEASE. Bukan tu je. Malaysia ni kan negara yang penuh dengan "pelancong" yang datang dari luar negara. So kalau diorang nampak kan tak elok. Try to picture what they have in their minds when they see this

Tolong jangan sedih sebab aku censore. Ada gayboy suruh aku censore.

Aku dah ada post pasal perempuan pakai tudung tapi aurat lain bukak kat blog ni. Pandai la korang cari sebab aku nak pergi ke point yang seterusnya.

Remaja, u'olls ni gilerw fame lha. Sally jerw boleh fame-fame ni taw?

Yep. Fame. Sape nak pangkah apa yang aku cakap ni... aku tak tahu nak cakap apa. Fame. Orang selalu kata kalau nak cegah kena tau punca. Aku rasa punca ame sume ni gila fame kes media arus prima kita lah. Tunjuk artist, tunjuk plakon kluar brita pasal artist, artist gaduh, artist baik, artist kahwin, artist buat aksi ranjang, artist ni artist tu. I'm not saying yang kena keluarkan ulama' baca Quran je sepanjang masa. Tapi biar ada limit ah. Ini dah ada Akedemi Fantasia, amek ko pergi buat Idola Kecil plak. Rosakkan dari core terus, kecik-kecik dah belajar nyanyi, joget mende sume. Kecik-kecik islam suruh ajar anak pakai tudung ngan pakaian tutup aurat diorang ajar pakai camni:-

Psst. Let me tell you a little secret. This thing up here. IT'S A SHE. shh

Wow. A mini douche face. What could possibly go wrong.

If you think these kids are innocent, wait till you see their fanpage. Tak sure la tu diorang punya abang ke, adik ke, apak ke, omak ke, akak ke. Tapi fuh sos cili boss ayat diorang. 

Thank you =.=

I admit. I suck in ending, opening and maybe even writing in a post. Sooooo.... ciao

And oh the gay boy who told me to censore that picture is this 

http://jvector5.wordpress.com/

So anyone wanna go and kill him be my guest. And before i forget, read the post entitled Kebodohan Remaja. Then, kill him. capiche? ciao

An Awesome Ending For An Awesome Season.

Any of you watch the comedy series How I Met Your Mother before? Well you should. Because it's such an awesome series. It teaches you that first love is not always the perfect one. It teaches you how an ex-girl/boyfriend of you can become one of your best friends. It teaches you that the ambition that you cherish most must sometime be abandon to get a greater achievement. It's like watching a full life lesson series but with comedy. What's better then that?

And gotta love the characters. Every single one of you and I mean EVERY SINGLE one of you will watch the characters and say "Hey, this guy is just like me." I guaran-fuckin-tee it. For me it's half Ted and half Marshall. Mostly Ted. There are 5 people in this gang. First one is the geek Ted Mosby, second one is the almost tomboy Robin Schebartsky, third one is the momma's boy Marshal Eriksen fourth one is Marshall's wife the gangsta bitch Lily Aldrin. And lastly, the awesome ladies man Barney Stinson. They hangout at the bar called McLaren that located just below of Ted's apartment.

I just saw the last episode of the sixth season of the series. And I cried, yes I cried. It's just when you watch the series since the first episode of the first season, it's like you actually really know them. It's like they really exist in your life. It's like if you can, you really want to be best friends with them. I mean who doesn't? Everyday you go to your favourite bar, sit at the same booth, drinking and talk about your day. How awesome is that? In the last episode of  this season all of them took a really big step in life. You MUST watch this awesome-riffic series. I dare to say that this is far more better then Scrub.

For you guys that want more information about the series go here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_I_Met_Your_Mother#Main_characters

And for you guys who want to watch this series go here:
http://tv.blinkx.com/show/how-i-met-your-mother/a66ctQ16GJf8c04k

Trust me guys. You need- nae you MUST watch this series

The everyday booth

It's time guys. Click the link and suit up!

Memang... Memang tiada batasan

Nampaknya kebodohan parti ni memang tiada batasan. Sekarang mereka nak mengapikan golongan kristian dengan mengajak berperang pula. http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/164179

Nak tau apa yang lawaknya? Tengok print screen ni

So please la Mr. Ibrahim Ali. Tolonglah jangan fucked up sangat. Tolonglah jangan pendek sangat akal tu dan 

TOLONGLAH jangan fikir perang tu perkara kecik. Tuhan dah elok kasi negara ni AMAN ko nak cipta PERANG pulak. Nanti kalau perang nanti ORANG ISLAM akan terkorban. Ko nak ke ORANG ISLAM ramai terkorban? 

P/S: FIKIR

Kebodohan tanpa batasan

15/05/2011 4:16am

WASHINGTON 15 Mei - Komputer dan fail digital yang dirampas tentera khas Amerika Syarikat (AS) dari kawasan kediaman Osama Bin Laden di Pakistan mengandungi sejumlah besar video pornografi.

Menurut laporan The New York Times, pegawai AS mengesahkan video itu tetapi mereka tidak mahu menyatakan sama ada mereka mempunyai bukti video-video itu milik atau ditonton Osama atau orang lain di dalam rumah itu.

Pendedahan ini boleh merosakkan legasi pengasas Al-Qaeda yang tinggal bersama tiga orang isterinya ketika dia dibunuh. - AFP


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Tau aku dapat mana berita ni? Lah buat x tau lak hik hik. Cerita hot camni takkan la u'olls tak tau. Utusan Meloya la mana lagi. Bangang tak bangang. Kes UMporNO tak habis lagi dah buat kluar cerita camni. Maklumlah kan dunia dah aman tanpa Osama (mata ke atas, tanngan ke dada) Benda macam ni patutnya takyahla publish. Benda entah betul ke tak. Entah-entah konspirasi US je ni. Korang lak nak publish sesuka hati. Nak cari publisiti  
ke saje nak isap bontot US ni. Tolong lah ada batas sikit kebodohan korang. Aku bukan apa, dah pemimpin jadi macam ni kang rakyat berontak suruh turun cam kat Mesir tu baru nak reti base sikit

Memang... Memang kurang ajar.

Pernah dengar parti politik nama UMNO? Yeah geng-geng kerajaan tu. Well guess what, they're called UMporNO now. Sangat bodoh. Sangat jijik. Tolong la sikit. You all suppose to be an example MOFOs. Fucktards. Tak boleh ke guna kepala sikit. Sangat bodoh. Apa hal dah jadi jijik macam ni sekali. Tak cukup ke tayang kat TV3 aritu, siap promote blog lagi. Retards. Seriously, you all are just a bunch of retards.

Konon nak bergabung ngan PAS. Gila babi betul. Tolong la jangan kotor macam ni sekali. Malu la negara lain tengok. Konon negara 'ISLAM' tapi buat perangai bodoh macam ni. Akal ada letak mana? Aku tak suka pakai ayat ni tapi memang korang deserve it. Kecik-kecik taknak mampos, besar-besar menyusahkan orang. Memang  pemikiran tahap longkang. Konon kata nak mementingkan agama la. Kalau kes macam ni pon boleh terjadi. Entah-entah tak lama lagi memang Kristian akan jadi agama rasmi Malaysia.

Dah la kes gula tak habis lagi. Ko naikkan harga gula sebab nak kurangkan penyeludupan? Somebody Call 911, fire burning on the dance floor hu-woh-oooh. Memang bijak (mata ke atas, tangan ke dada) Tolong ah. Tolong. Nak tipu rakyat pun jangan macam ni boleh tak? Bukan sume akal kitorang macam kroni- eh silap lembu. Sume boleh berpikir bukan macam kroni- eh lembu-lembu.

Nak tau kenapa aku bengang sangat tengok video ni

Fucktards. Bodoh. Tuli. 

P.O.P.

Ok korang ingat lagi tak begerapa post lepas aku cakap pasal group karat 24:7(sekarang da jadi MAX247) and dan gula-gula. Oh come on.... jangan la tipu tak ingat. FINE THEN. Maybe THIS will make you remember what I'm talking about.

alloi yang belah kanan. my favourite

mei mei <3

SO....

how's the 3 second nightmare beeyotches?

Aaanyway, there's a new group. Keep in your mind that they don't have anything to do with those 2 fail groups. They're called P.O.P. Prince Of Pop. 

Yeah, I know =.=

I know that they still look like a typical group from Malaysia. But hey, at least they already got their OWN single. Boh dah tu? Gula-gula pun da keluarkan lagu sendiri. Guess again shitface

Group MAXfail lagi ngaruk apah. Kabo artih tapi dok kuor lagu satu hapok pong. Tapi dok selok pghoducernye, siap nak buak repok polih lagi orang nganjing die. Pok bodow. Ni update terbaru dari MAXfail

Ambik nok skali. Ini kelas 5 Bestari joget 1Malaysia lagi cantik. Kalau korang perasan ada sekor dua muka kena paksa apa kes. And ada orang kata gak choreo ni tiru SUJU nye style. Aku tak tahu sebab aku bukan layan SUJU. Korang peminat K-pop sendiri nilai ah.

Aaanyway. Aku cam sokong sikit ah POP ni dari MAXfail atau gedik-gedik. Diorang takde pon keluar buat group bising2. Aku rase image diorang pon agak cam k-pop style gak, maybe sebab diorang tak mengaku diorang group k-pop sebab tu orang tak anti dia. Btw, sape nak dengar suara diorang tgk video ni

muka pon boleh la tahan sikit dari alloy =.=